Stop the presses, peoples! I’m’a call the editors of some dictionaries also, because… I made up a new word today.
The new word is:
grruélkananth — the sticky unknown substance on the counter that you just want to clean off because it looks gross
The pronunciation of this will probably be difficult for most Americans, so I’m’a ‘splain: You trill the ‘rr’ and make sure and place emphasis on the ‘é’.
And here’s the correct pronunciation (you can right-click, save-as if you want to download the MP3 file):